Back in the Saddle Again

cowgirlOh, hi! Long time no write…right? Yeah, I’ve been away from blogging for quite a while, as most of you have probably, well, not noticed at all, because you have all kinds of other things to do with your time than fret about the currency of my silly little thoughts on parenting and Whole30 and whatever the hell else it was I used to write about back when I somehow was finding time to write.¬†Except you, Mom. I know you’re always watching. I’ll be looking for the “Yay, you’re blogging again!” text message in 3…2…1…

In any case, I am making a return to this blog. I have some new stuff to write about. Can’t promise how frequently I’ll post, but, for now, it’s great to be back.

Things I Love: Esquire Magazine

Ladies, please. I beg you. Put down the Cosmo and Glamour and Lucky. All they’re doing is insulting your intelligence, telling you things you already know about how to please your man and making you feel bad that you’re not a size 2 with naturally shiny and voluminous hair. I can’t help but think it’s time to reclaim a piece of your inherent bad-ass womanhood by picking up a men’s magazine. What I’m saying is, you should be reading Esquire. Continue reading